Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife (2018) English Subtitles

01:01:26 · My husband and I,
we don't fuck no more.
01:01:28 · We just jack off side-by-side
01:01:30 · while we fantasize
about Puerto Rican people.
01:01:34 · I don't have the energy
to climb on top of him,
01:01:37 · clean up after sex,
01:01:38 · put that towel on the bed
to absorb that post-sex wet spot.
01:01:44 · You know, that perfectly round-ass
wet spot on the bed